Freedom Fries

During a discussion about what had become of 'freedom fries,' Jeru pointed out that last year the Congressional cafeterias had quietly reverted back to calling the snacks 'French fries.'

This made me wonder, what can patriotic Americans call these fried concoctions now that 'freedom fries' are out. In a flash (divinely inspired?) the answer came to me: We'll henceforth forth call them:

Dick Taters.

"Give me a large order of the dick taters! Hold the coup d'etat."